Marty and The News

News time begins now.

Britney Spears accused of meth abuse by former manager. Charles Smith is indignant about the accusation. "This guy just needs to leave Britney alone," says Smith. "She's been through enough in her life. Like that time she had to shave her head, because her hair just started falling out. Then she had to get all that dental work done, because her teeth just gave up one her. No on likes going to the dentist. People need to get off her back. These is nothing that can substantiate these rumors of meth use."

Middle school principal orders 11-year-old boy to transfer schools. The boy's parents are upset and say their boy has been removed from the school because he has the genetic mutation that carries cystic fibrosis. Principal Bill Darrington has kept quiet on the issue, but those close to Darrington say cystic fibrosis has nothing to do with it. "I've know Bill for years," says Greg Larson, who has known Darrington for years. "He's always had this thing for white people having black people names. He just doesn't like it. He probably took it too far this time by having the boy transfer schools. I think the reason for this is because his name is Coleman Chadam."

Died doing what she loved

Police now believe that a missing woman was killed during threesome. Elizabeth Marriott went missing a few weeks ago. I thought about reporting on it then, but I didn't think she was hot enough to mention it. The story has now taken a twist that is worthy of reporting on. Evidence now points to Marriott being dead. Investigators also believe that her death occurred during a sexual encounter.

Local news team in Oklahoma jumps to conclusion that a 12-year-old girl was making a life-saving decision when she shot a home intruder. When Jessica St. Clair heard an intruder coming into her home, she grabbed the family gun and hide in the closet. The intruder roamed around the house for a bit, still unaware that anyone was home. When he entered the room St. Clair was in he rummaged around before going to open the closet. That's when the girl fired the gun. The news team in Oklahoma has decided to call this a life-saving decision, despite their being no evidence that this guy was going to kill her, or even knew she was their. He was also unarmed.

Dogs kill mailman and then try to kill a smaller dog.

That's it, That's the news.