Marty and The News

For the first time, I got my own news. I'm moving Marty and The News on to Blogger. Facebook treated me well. I assume no one was reading it on Facebook, but there was no way to know for sure. With the move to Blogger, I'll be able to know for sure that no one is reading it.

Now for the news.

Romney advisers want him to bring back certain kinds of torture. Republican fans already feel tortured by his horrendous campaign.

Johnny Lewis found dead. Goes to show you that just because you are in Hollywood, you're life isn't glamorous. And just because you are on a hit show, people still aren't going to know you by name. Lewis, 'Sons of Anarchy,' and more importantly, 'The O.C. star,' was found dead on the driveway of a 70-year-old lady. Lewis was renting a room from the lady. That's where 'fame' gets you. The old lady was found dead inside the home. Rumor has it, Lewis is suspected of killing the old lady.

Ladies Ray

Stingray tries to pick up some chicks.

Representative Barney Frank claims pot brownie made him sleepy. I suspect Frank would have been sleepy whether or not he ate the brownie. 

There are just to many good quotes in this story about a man who had 60 dead cats in his van, for you to not go and read the whole thing.  

Something tells me this lady isn't going to vote, or isn't eligible to vote. But at least she wouldn't vote for Obama just because he is black.

It's sad that this kid killed himself at school. It's even worse that it may have been due to bullying. It's sadder yet, that he did it dressed as Two-Face. Further tarnishing the Batman Trilogy. But the worst part of all, is that this school thinks having a day where you dress up in costume has anything to do with Breast Cancer Awareness week.  

I didn't know this site existed, but all you ladies should go check it out. You may already be internet stars and just not know it.  

Doctors claim to have grown an ear on a ladies arm. After further review, they just grew some skin and then shaped it into an ear. It's not like she could hear out her arm. It didn't even look like an ear when it was on her arm.  

Alligator rips off old lady's arm. She was probably taunting the alligator. I don't see why they have to kill the alligator. She is old. She probably wasn't using the arm much anyways.  

Victim #1 in the Jerry Sandusky case is going to show how traumatized he is by profitting off of it.  

If this lady ends up getting cancer one day, do the charges get dropped and she gets the money back?

Finally, the NFL referee lockout is over. Now we can get back to complaining about the refs the old fashioned way.  

I hope this kid doesn't die. I don't want to have to watch 'World's Deadliest Snake Bites' on TruTV.  

Syria shows rebels they mean business the only way they know how. By sending them text messages.  

Guy writes story about how he puts his phone in his pocket. Great stuff.  

That's it. That's the news.